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Lincoln gave a small groan as he slowly opened his eyes. “Ugh…what…what happened?” He groaned, gripping his head and seeing he was in his front yard lying in the grass. “What the heck am I doing out here?” He questioned out loud, taking notice of the starry sky above.
Rubbing his nose, Lincoln saw it was dripping blood, much to his confusion, as he stood up and made his way into the house. Opening the door, his nose was immediately hit by the smell of something cooking.
“Hmmmm?...What smells so good?” He smiled, holding back his body’s instinct to start drooling from the enticing smell as he walked further inside through the living room, noticing how everything seemed to be brighter and much cleaner than usual.
What was really strange to Lincoln was how…quiet everything was. “...Hello? Mom?” Lincoln called out, unnerved by the silence as he heard metal clattering in the kitchen, as well as hearing the sink start running. Lincoln continued to move forward as he cut through the dining room, noting that it looked completely brand new and already had ten sets of empty plates and glasses prepared around it.
“Oh Lincoln!” He heard as he turned around and was greeted by his mother…who now had massive FF-Cup breasts and a waist that he could just barely tell was thinner than what he remembered it to be as said thinner waist was also supported by a beautifully large heart shaped ass. “M-Mom?!” He said, startled by her sudden, and very quiet, appearance out of seemingly nowhere.
Rita then hugged Lincoln close to her body, his face now buried deep in her cleavage. “Oh sweetie, I’m so glad you’re awake, now you really need to learn not to nap outside.” She smiled sweetly as Lincoln looked up and blushed. But, had he paid close enough attention he would’ve noticed the pupils of her eyes were in the shape of black sewing buttons.
“I…I was napping?”
“Mmmhmm. For quite a while. In fact, I was just about to send one of the girls out to check on you when I heard you calling me.” She said with a kind, yet also offputting, smile.
“Girls?....Oh yeah….mom, I need to tell you something, it’s about Lori!” He said and, as if she could hear him, Lori walked inside…now with a GG sized chest. “Someone call for me?” She smiled, either not noticing or not caring that Lincoln was now blushing in her direction.
“Lori, Lincoln here tells me you did something wrong?” Rita asked her with a head tilt as Lori gave a sheepish smile.
“Okay…you got me…I stole the last cookie from the cookie jar…I’m sorry, mom.” She said, looking down as Lincoln gave her a raised eyebrow. ‘That’s not what I was talking about, it was…it was……what was it?’ He thought, gripping his head as Lori hugged him.
“Lincoln, I’m so sorry you made these yummy cookies for school and I took the last one.” Lori said, kissing his forehead as Lincoln took in the sweet scent emanating from her body. ‘Why does she smell like lavender and mangos? Weird combo of smells, but not really a bad one…’
“Uh…i-it’s alright.” He said as she smiled. “Great! Now, Lori, be a good girl for mommy and call your sister's down, dinner’s ready!” Rita smiled as Lori gave a nod. “Yes Mommy!” Lori smiled, making Lincoln a tad bit suspicious. ‘Wait…Lori wouldn’t call her…mommy…wait , would she?’ He thought, feeling his head lightly throb in pain as he rubbed it again. “Go on and sit down, sweetie, I just need to add a bit of seasoning and it’ll be ready to serve.” Rita said as Lori cleared her throat.
“Alright girls, dinner’s ready!!!” She called out as she sat next to Lincoln, who was still blushing from being in such close proximity to her large bosom, and as a result was looking away from Lori and instead in the direction of the living room as he heard several sets of footsteps upstairs calmly moving towards the staircase in the middle of the house.
“Yay! Dinner!!” Leni cheered as she happily skipped into the kitchen, her massive KKK-Cups bouncing with each hop, mesmerizing Lincoln with their hypnotic movements.
“Hey, Lincoln!!” Lola and Lana said together as Lincoln noticed their bodies, although small, were plump and juicy with both twins having DD-Cups and juicy thighs, all of which strained against both Lana’s overalls and Lola’s dress.
Seeing them made Lincoln gulp as he could feel his dick slowly twitching as Lucy walked in with similar body type as the twins(albeit a bit thinner), however Lincoln could tell Lucy’s breasts were one cup bigger than the twins and were straining against her dress a little.
“Hello, big brother.” Lucy smiled, sitting on his lap and nuzzling against his chest, making him blush even brighter as Luna walked down and greeted him…but due to her oversized shirt and her skirt, he couldn’t tell any of her bodily measurements so he didn’t have any kind of reaction other than waving back…now Lynn, on the other hand……
“Hey guys!!! What’s for dinner?” Lynn exclaimed…wearing a red frilly dress and slip on shoes that clung to her slender frame and CC-Cups, making her look like a real life Barbie doll, complete with having her hair undone and wearing purple eyeshadow and red lipstick.
‘Holy f*ck, she looks gorgeous!’ Lincoln thought with a gulp as Lisa walked into the dining room, wearing a green t shirt and blue shorts instead of her normal sweater and slacks outfit, showing off a body just shy of being the same as the twins’. “Hello, ender brother.” She said with a sly smile as she added a little strut to her walk as she sat across from him.
His attention then focused on the last sister, Luan, who walked in with Lily in her arms sleeping as she……looked exactly the same and completely normal. ‘Huh…was kinda expecting something different.’ He thought as Rita brought out a massive roast turkey.
“Eat up kids, I made it love! And after dinner, it’ll be time for Lincoln to pick a few bath buddies!” Rita smiled.
“Bath buddies?” He said in confusion as Lucy gently kissed his neck. “It’s where you pick three of us…to bathe you, my dear big brother~” Lucy said in a sensual tone in his ear, sending a shiver down Lincoln’s spine as Rita placed a plate of food in front of him as he noticed something… or rather someone was missing.
“Uhhhhh Mom?...where’s dad?” He asked as they all looked at him in confusion.
“Lincoln, don't you remember? Mom and Dad divorced last year.” Luna spoke, much to his shock.
“Wait what!?”
“Yeah it’s true, remember? He left mom to follow his dreams of being a world class chef…until he was hit by a car…which then exploded..and then got struck by lightning…and was then eaten by a whale and then struck by an asteroid, which was then crushed by a falling satellite…and then eaten by CaseOh.” Lucy explained.
“……Huh, I…really don't remember that.” He said, rubbing his head once more as Lucy gave the side of his neck a slow teasing lick. “Don't worry about it, Lincoln…just enjoy the food~” Lucy told him as she started to slowly dry hump his crotch, feeling his dick bulging through his jeans.
‘No! Bad Lincoln! Don’t think about your sisters like that!’ He thought, trying to shame his dick back into going flaccid.
Lincoln rubbed his stomach as he gave a happy belch. “Man, mom, that was great!” He smiled, making Rita giggle. “Awww, thank you, sweetie. Be sure to wipe your mouth.” She told Lincoln as he grabbed his napkin, only for Lucy to grab his hand.
“Hold it.” She said as, before Lincoln could say anything, she leaned in and licked around his mouth free of crumbs and grease.
“Mmmm, tasty and all clean, big brother~” Lucy purred as they all giggled at his blushing face.
“Okay kids it’s bath time! Lincoln, be sure to pick your three bath buddies!” Rita smiled as all of the Loud sisters gave Lincoln puppy eyes.
“ummmmm…Luan…and…the twins?” He said as Luan and the twins all high fived whole Lucy and the others, even Lily, pouted sadly and adorably.
“Awwww no fair!” Leni said as she helped Rita clean off the table.
Lincoln was in the bathroom taking off his clothes when the twins walked in on him unannounced and also began stripping, much to his shock.
‘Oh, damn. They were really serious about that ‘bath buddy’ thing, they could’ve at least had the decency to let me finish taking my clothes off first.’ He thought, his pants swelling as he saw Lola pulling her tight dress over her head, her juicy tit* bouncing freely as Lana did the same. But what really shocked Lincoln was that they seemed to have sewing buttons on their nipples. ‘Why are they wearing pasties?’ He thought to himself. with a raised eyebrow as Luan walked in and locked the door with a satisfied sigh. “Man, that dinner was great.” She said, rubbing her lean stomach and she started to unbutton her shirt, immediately revealing a large pair of EE-Cups the moment she undid the third button, making Lincoln’s eyes bulge out of his skull. ‘How in the Kentucky Fried f*ck?!’
“Ya like my boobies, Linc?” She taunted with a giggle giving them a jiggle as Lola and Lana did the same.
“No way! Lincoln loves our boobs more!” Lola smiled as she jumped a little bit, making them bounce up and down while making Lincoln’s lower half hurt even more, begging its owner to be free.
“Oh dear! Lana, be a sweetie and pull down Lincolns pants for him” Luan instruced as Lana gave a salute.
“Can do!” She smiled happily as she unbuttoned his jeans and pulled the zipper. “Uhh, you might want to be careful, Lana.” he gulped.
“Why’s that, Lincoln?” She asked as she unzipped his pants and…
*THWACK!!*
…was smacked in the face by Lincoln’s dick so hard she was launched backwards into the door.
“HOLY sh*t-BURGERS!!” Luan shouted in awe as she and the twins started to drool in hunger at the sight of the massive horse sized co*ck standing between Lincoln’s legs.
“Oh man!” Lincoln blushed, covering his face as Luan pulled a tape measure out from her hair and used it. “Damn Lincoln, you have a nice piece on you, how big are you?” She chuckled. “Well…last I measured I was around 5 inches……before Lisa decided to test on me involving fixing someone's infertility.”
“And that test involved bringing you up to 17 inches?!” Lola asked as she didn’t bother wiping her mouth clean of the drool going down her chin.
“No, no…that, uh…that’s just a side effect…it should go back to normal in a year or two……we think…maybe……” Lincoln admitted as luan gave a giggle. “Alright girls, it’s bath time!” Luan said as, before Lincoln could get into the tub, he found himself being restrained by Luan.
“Okay, you two, get to cleaning!”
“Wait, what?” Lincoln said with a confused expression as the twins’ licked their lips and began to lick his legs and up his crotch, making him shudder as Lola moved from his crotch and began to lick up his chest and nipples.
“Wh…what’s going…on?” He moaned as Luan smirked. “Mommy told us to give you a mouth bath, Lincoln, you deserve the best after all~” She purred before giving his ear a small lick and kissing it, using her tongue to gently probe the inside of his ear canal, sending shivers down his spine from the bizarre sensation. “Yeah, Lincy, only the best for you.” Lola said teasingly with a cheshire grin as she moved behind him and began to lick around his asshole.
“AHH!!!” He gasped as he was thrown off by the odd, yet strangely enjoyable, sensation of Lola giving him a rimjob.
“I-I don’t thing sisters are supposed to do stuff li-like that with their br-brothers!” He stuttered out with a red face.
“Awwww, what’s wrong, Lincoln? Don’t you want us to get you clean?” Lana pouted as she gripped his dick and pulled back the foreskin and gasped as she saw the copious amounts of smegm* built up. “Ooooh! Lookie girls, Lincoln’s got a ton of cheese!!” She smiled as Lincoln blushed. “...uhhhh Lana…are you gonn-AAAH~” He was cut off by Lana licking up his shaft and scooping the dick cheese into her mouth, making him shudder.
“No fair, Lana, save some for me!” Lola pouted as she eagerly joining her sister in licking and eating the smegm* off his dick.
“That feel good, Lincy?~” Luan purred while tracing a finger around his nipple and licking along his neck. “I-I…I…” Lincoln could not answer properly due to the lust and bizarre euphoria messing with his brain.
“Lana~ let’s give Lincy’a dick some kisses so he can reward us for cleaning him!” Loala suggested as she and Lana began to pepper his dick in small kisses, all while taking small licks at the tip and stroking him off.
"Oh...yeah.” Lincoln moaned as Luan grabbed his face and deeply kissed him. Lincoln could feel Luan's tongue snaking itself deep into his throat and overpowering his mouth.
"Your spit tastes so yummy, Lincoln." Luan moaned as his breath got more erratic. "Lola...Lana!...I...I!!!" He warned as Luan grabbed his dick and the twins sat down with open mouths. "Feed the slu*ts, Lincoln, feed them their reward!" Luan urged as she jacked him off, feeling his dick pulsate and pump out a massive load of cum that coated both of them from head to toe.
"Oh my, it's so much!" Luan gasped as Lola and Lana were now sitting in a massive gooey pile of cum. "Mmmm, Lincoln's dick pudding tastes wonderful!" Lana exclaimed, shoveling two handfuls in her mouth.
“Mmmmm it’s so warm and sweet like cream corn!!” Lola moaned happily, licking it off the floor.
“.......” Lincoln was, for lack of a better word, gobsmacked at how depraved Lola was being. His neat-freak little sister licking the dirty bathroom floor was…jarring to say the least. But before he could say anything about it, he found himself being pushed onto the floor as Luan rubbed her puss* against his co*ck before sitting on it fully as a massive bulge formed in her stomach.
“AAAAAAAHHHH HOLY sh*t!!!!!” Luan yelled her tongue dangling out of her mouth as lincoln opened his mouth and gave a silent shout feeling his dick being squeezed and rubbed at how tight Luan’s puss* really was. ‘Holy f*ck! She’s actually taking it all in?! I guess I’m not the only one Lisa experimented on with that fertility thing.’ He thought as she bounced on his co*ck, the bulge in her belly growing and shrinking with every movement.
“Yes, Lincoln!!...harder!” She moaned loudly while throwing her head back as she grabbed the hem of her skirt and pulled it up past her stomach and breasts and over her head, giving him a much better view of her bulging stomach and hourglass shaped figure.
“Luan! You feel so tight!” He grunted as he grabbed her hips and thrust upwards inside of her, making her eyes bulge out in pleasure and shock as she felt a good three inches of his dick force its way into her small tight cervix.
“Luan!...I-“
“DO IT! LET IT OUT INSIDE!!!” She screamed, her mind going numb with euphoria as he pulled all the way out and charged back in like a jackhammer, forcing more of his co*ck into her birth canal with every few thrusts.
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!” Lincoln groaned, feeling his limit reach and filling Luan’s body with his seed, causing her belly to start swelling like a balloon until it started to actually hurt. “Ho…Holy…” She moaned in ecstasy when he started thrusting again, much to her surprise. “What? It’s not really fair if I’m the only one who gets off, right?” He said as she had a panicked look on her face.
“B…but Lincoln! Your pleasure is all that matters, plus……I……” She stammered nervously as he played with her puss* until he found her cl*t.
“Found it!” He smiled as the twins hugged each other in fear as they watched Lincoln pleasure Luan.
“She’s so boned.” Lola whispered.
“Yeah…dibs on her stuff.”
“Lana!……I was gonna do that!”
Fortunately for the twins, Lincoln was too lost in his lust filled state of mind to even notice what they were whispering.
“C’mon, Luan, let me hear you sing!” Lincoln told her as he pinched her cl*t, making her moan as he pulled out of her, making her literally squirt a large wad of his cum out, and forced her onto her back as he began to rapidly finger her wet, cum-soaked c*nt. “Holy!~” Luan cried out with wide eyes, shocked by just how good he was with his hands.
“Yes……yes…more…MORE LINCOLN! I LOVE IT!!!!” Luan moaned as she sprayed her juices onto his hand and in his face as her back arched in pleasure and she was out of breath. ‘...he….he……he made me cum…….I had a good run…but at least I know…the others can succeed where I failed in making him happy.’ She thought as she slowly started to silently cry while Lincoln saw this, however he instead mistook these tears for ones of pleasure rather than sorrow, and leaned in to kiss her, gently pressing his mouth onto hers.
“...I love you, Luan…I always have. You’ve always been the one to cheer me up whenever I was sad and you’ve always been by my side, and even though your April Fools Day jokes are…crazy…it kind of makes me love you even more.” He smiled as he stood up and grabbed his clothes and left the bathroom, all while the twins giggled and held hands.
“Mommy’s going to kill you.” Lana said in an eerie tone.
“Mommy’s going to kill you.” Lola said in the same tone
“Mommy’s going to kill you, mommy’s going to kill you, mommy’s going to kill you.” They repeated as Luan sat up and huddled herself in the corner, all while the twins kept repeating the phrase over and over as it echoed inside of her head.
“Mommy’s going to kill you, mommy’s going to kill you, mommy’s going to-“
“WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE f*ck UP?!?!” She suddenly roared angrily, startling the two enough that they fell on their asses.
“....I know she’s going to kill me…she’ll probably even replace me with another Luan after does it…I broke her rules about not putting Lincoln first……I’m gonna end things on my own terms.” She said, holding back her tears. “Also, neither of you are getting my sh*t, it’s all gonna go to Lucy.”
“Oh come on/Bullsh*t!!” They both exclaimed in disbelief as Luan shoved them out and slammed the door behind them as she crouched in the tub with a sad and bitter look on her face as she watched his cum slowly drip out of her until her stomach was no longer bloated.
Lincoln gave a tired yawn as he woke up in his bed. “...Huh…that was a weird dream.” He muttered as he stretched and prepared himself to get dressed…when he looked up out his window and saw the sky was still black and littered with stars. “Huh? Did I get up early?” He said to himself as he looked at his alarm clock……which read 8:45.
“What the heck?…Maybe that all wasn’t a dream. Something must be going on.” He said while gently slamming his fist into his open palm.
Lincoln opened his bedroom door and saw Luna walk out of hers and Luan’s room…topless. “Oh! Morning bro, want some milk~” she smirked pushing her size 36-D boobs toge…wait a sec…boobs?
‘Ok, now I KNOW something’s up! The author just made a mention of Luna having boobs but Luna’s flatter than that ginger girl from Evangelion, or Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy!’ He thought with wide eyes as he slowly backed away from her. “Lincoln?...what’s wrong?” He heard Luan say as she stepped out of the room…wearing a yellow and black string bikini as Luna gave a huff.
‘.....hmmm yeah no, never mind, this is completely normal.’ He thought, the horny neurons in his brain firing off as his dick got hard to the point of tearing his underwear.
“...No, Luan, nothing wrong.” He chuckled with a blush as he noticed Luna’s disappointed look. “...Luna?...if you want, you can…..feed me breakfast?” He said hesitantly, unsure of what kind of reaction that would get out of her.
Hearing this made Luna smile as she ran up to hug him. “Oh really? Thank’s, Lincoln. I promise you won’t regret it!!” She smiled as she twirled him around and flipped off Luan, who rolled her eyes until Luna mouthed out the words ‘Mommy’s going to kill you’, making Luan flinch. ‘……Ya know, maybe I should take that bitch out with me, he could always upgrade to a bigger Luna.’ She thought as Luna carried Lincoln downstairs with Luan following.
*Kitchen*
“Everyone, Lincoln's awake now!!” Luna called out happily as she set him down at the table.
Luan sat next to Lincoln nervously as Lori and the others all gave Luan evil glares with murderous smiles on their faces as Rita walked inside the dining room carrying a large tray of food for Lincoln and bowls of oatmeal for everyone else.
“Here you are, sweetie, a nice big plate of bacon, eggs toast and orange juice for my favorite son!” Rita smiled as she placed bowls in front of everyone except Luan, whose stomach growled.
‘Damn, and I was hoping to have one last fling with him before going.’ She thought. ‘I wonder if hanging around him will stall her for a little while.’
Rita sat at the head of the table as Luna picked up a slice of toast and held it up to Lincoln’s mouth. “Open wide, bro~” Luna said as Lincoln bit down on the toast and frowned from seeing Luan go hungry. “Here Luan, you can share my food…” He said as Rita gave Luan a look of irritation, making her flinch a little under her gaze.
“Ummmm, thanks Lincoln, but…I’m not really that hungry.” Luan chuckled as her growling stomach said otherwise. “No really, it’s fine. Here, have some of my bacon!” He smiled as Lori could hear Rita giving an unholy growl under her breath and smirked as her mother snapped her spoon in half, shocking them.
“....Luan…be a dear and…come help me…clean the kitchen while the others eat up.” Rita spoke in a low tone as Luan paled all whole her sisters gave her evil smiles. “Yeah, Luan, do what Mommy says!” Luna taunted, much to Lincoln’s confusion as Lisa stood. “Do it, Luan! Mommy wants your help!” She said as Lincoln started to feel uncomfortable hearing Lisa calling Rita ‘Mommy’, something she’d NEVER do.
“…Is…Is something going on?” He finally spoke up, but was ignored by everyone.
“....Come along, Luan…it won’t take long at all…” Rita said, glaring at her daughter. “.…I….I….no..” She said in a low tone, making all of her sisters gasp.
“....Luan Olivia Loud…what did you just say to me?” Rita asked in a deadly cold tone.
“I…I….I SAID NO!!! I WON’T DO IT!!!” She yelled as Rita stood up.
”...Lori?...Leni?.....Detain her and bring her to me.” She ordered in a low, out of character tone as the two oldest girls stood up as their eyes turned red, the button-like pattern in their pupils becoming much noticeable as massive spider-like limbs sprouted from their backs.
“NO!!!!!” Luan yelled as she immediately took off running.
“WHAT THE f*ck!?” Lincoln yelled as he found himself being ensnared by Lucy. “Don’t be afraid, Lincoln..after mommy is done, you’ll have a brand new Luan that’ll make you perfectly happy~” She said, ignoring the horrified look in his eyes as Luna walked over and deeply kissed him. “Lucy, let’s show Lincopn how much he means to us~” she moaned as Lucy smirked and was about to unzip his pants as Luan was thrown back inside the house via the window thanks to Lori.
Luan groaned in pain as Rita began to shift and convulse much to Lincoln’s shock and horror. Her jean legs bulged out four thick spider-like legs, each with paws bearing two sharp claws on the ends(Red: Yes, spiders actually have paws, we had to look it up ourselves) tore each leg apart. Her entire torso and breast got smaller and longer to the point of clinging to a very thin, exposed spine. Her arms also got thinner and longer as her fingers extended out into thin, pointed claws resembling sewing needles, and her head became more angular and sharp, with her hair looking far more wiry than before.
Luan gave a groan and rubbed her head as Lori shot out threads of yarn from her mouth to tie up and bound Luan’s arms and legs as Rita crawled up to her. “..Mommy…please! I….I’m sorry, I tried not to give in but…but…” Luan cried with tears going down her eyes as she was worried what her mother would do to her, or worse, what she’d do to Lincoln now that he’d seen what they really were. “Lu~an…” She said in an eerie, spine tingling tone as Lincoln managed to break out of Lucy’s grip as he ran over and stood between Luan and Rita.
“STOP!!!!!.......I WON’T LET YOU HURT HER!!!” He shouted, much to everyone’s surprise. “But…but Lincoln…she….we were all meant to only think about your happiness and not our own!” Leni said, which surprised him. “What?! What kind of stupid logic is that?! Why would I ever be happy if someone I care about isn’t?!” He said as Rita sighed.
“Because your real family never did!” She exclaimed, startling him with her loud, anger filled tone. “Wh-What?”
Rita gave a sad look and shifted back into her human form. “....Lincoln…look…I’m……we’re not…your real family…you were brought here after the queen found you.” She explained. “Queen? Found me? What the hell is going on?!”
“.....Lincoln, when you were brought here, the Beldam Queen told me your family were..less than favorable towards you.” ‘Rita’ said as he held out her hand towards a wall and covered it in webs that started to change colors and move around until they formed a scene he started to remember.
Lincoln could be seen approaching Persephone in the hallway as she closed the door to her locker as she waved off Lucy and Haiku. “Ok, Loud, you can do this!” He said to himself while standing behind a corner, breathing heavily as nervousness flooded through his body.
“....Hey, Persephone!” He called out to the taller yet younger girl. “Oh, hello Lincoln, how are you on this dreary afternoon?” She asked in a monotone voice. “I’m doing fine. I, uh,……was kinda hoping to ask you something……”
“Sure, anything for my co-leader’s elder brother.”
“……I was wondering……would you…I mean……like to go out with me?” He asked nervously as he saw her expression morph from the bland, emotionless mask to a shocked and flustered face.
“I…oh my word…what…what brought this on?” She asked with red cheeks.
“I……I just…I really like you, Persephone! You’re sweet, charming, funny, smart……I don’t think there’s anything NOT to like about you!” He admitted, rambling a little as he talked positively about her, each comment making her cheeks more and more bright.
“Oh my…Lincoln, you’re…a charmer.” She spoke with a smile. “After all…you are..handsome and polite and..Lucy speaks highly of you…so……yes! I’d love to!” She said, her voice now conveying a hit of excitement as Lincoln’s nervous expression morphed into a bright smile, but both were unaware of Lucy, who was listening in on their conversation.
“Wait, if this is true then…how’d I end up here?” Lincoln asked ‘Rita who gave a sigh. “It was the one you call…Lori.” She told him as the image on the wall changed once more to the inside of his house, specifically the living room with the couch and door in view.
“Yes!!!” Lincoln shouted happily as he entered the house, pumping his fist in excitement as he noticed several of his sisters on the couch watching Dream Boat. “Hey, bro. Look’s like you’re in a good mood.” Luna said
“‘Course I am! I just asked out my crush!!” He exclaimed. He expected his sisters to squeal happily for him…instead he was met with cold indifference. “Huh? What, nothing? I thought for sure you’d all be all over me clamoring for details!” He said as the front door was then kicked down by an angry Lori.
“LINCOLN ALBERT LOUD! YOU ARE LITERALLY IN HUGE TROUBLE, MISTER!!” She screamed, making him cringe and cover his now ringing ears.
“Sheesh Lori what’s wrong, what did I do?”
“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE RAT! HOW CAN YOU NOT CONFESS TO RONNIE-ANNE!?”
“……I’m sorry, what?!” He exclaimed in disbelief that his sister was yelling at him over a girl who moved away and who he hadn’t seen in over a year, but more importantly…
“How do you even know I confessed to someone?! You weren’t even in here when I said it!!”
“That literally doesn’t matter!!” Lori said as Lucy walked down the stairs. “I was the one who called her, Lincoln.” Lucy spoke, shocking him. “I apologize for spoiling your reveal…I didn’t expect them to react in this fashion…”
“IT DOESN’T f*ckING MATTER WHO SPILLED WHAT BEANS!! What matters is you’re telling that little creep you changed your mind and don’t want to see her!” She ordered angrily. Now, normally, Lincoln would try to argue against it, get into a spat and then eventually give in to this kind of demand…yeah, not this time. “I’m NOT getting back together with Ronnie-Anne! I don’t even like her that way! I’m not breaking any girl’s heart just so you can live out your weird fantasy! That’s like if I told Luna to break up with Sam because Rusty likes her!”
“Euugh, why’d you have to put that thought in my mind, bro?” Luna said with an uncomfortable shudder.
“Fine!....if that's the way you want it then we won’t talk to you until you get that girl out of your head!” Lori huffed as she and the other Loud sisters all crossed their arms and turned their heads. “Are you seriously being this childish over someone else liking someone you don’t want them to?” Lincoln said, dumbfounded by this level of immaturity as they all ignored him.
“...So…they were really willing to ignore me just because I didn't like Ronnie-Anne the way they wanted me too!?” Lincoln exclaimed as the memories from that day were starting to come back to him as Rita nodded. “Yes…but it was what happened soon after that caused my queen to interfere and bring you to me.” ‘Rita’ said as her webs changed once more, this time expanding in size as it showed multiple locations, with the first one in the top left moving first.
Lucy closed her locker and was startled to see Persephone on the other side, her arms crossed and her expression stuck with a look of tempered rage and betrayal. “Persephone! I didn’t he-“
“Are you kidding me, Lucy? Do you think my emotions are a toy to be played with?” She spoke, her voice dripping with venom as she gripped tightly onto her pencil and notebook. “Wh-What’re yo-“
“Don’t play dumb! Did you really think Lincoln wouldn’t tell me what you and your sisters wanted him to do?! I thought you of all people would’ve been supportive of a relationship between the two of us!” Persephone snarled, tears starting to form in the corners of her eyes.
“....I’m sorry, Persephone… I just don’t think you’re really a good fit for my brother…” She explained as the taller goth gasped and clenched her fist before punching Lucy hard across her face, sending her to the floor. “... I thought you were my friend…but instead you turned out to be just as bad as my parents!!” She cried, running away as Lucy’s cheek started to swell and turn purple. “Man, she really knows how to hit hard.” Lucy groaned, rubbing her swollen cheek as the ringing in her ear slowly subsided, just as Lincoln walked by with a look of genuine disgust directed at her.
‘..He’ll get over it in time…won’t he?’ She told herself, the faintest traces of doubt ever growing in the depths of her mind as she saw it had started to rain heavily.
*Back at the Loud House*
Lincoln walked inside and went upstairs, only to be blocked at the top…by a smiling Lori. “Hey, Lincoln, I have some great news for you! Bobby said he’d gladly take you and Ronnie-Anne along for our double date!”
“How many times do I have to tell you; no means NO!” He snapped, irritated by his oldest sister's persistence.
“Lincoln, for the last time! I know what's best for you!! Ronnie is your soulmate, just like how Bobby is mine! You two were made to be together!!” She exclaimed with dreamy eyes as the other sisters started to eavesdrop in from their rooms, except for Lucy, who was doing so from the kitchen getting an ice pack.
“Why are you so convinced of that?! We don’t even talk to each other and she barely ever wanted to be around me when she WAS here? Why are you so convinced that your psycho delusion is reality?!”
“Because if Bobby and I are meant to be together, then so are our siblings, it’s only natural, you stupid brat!!”
“……Lori…you DO know that Ronnie-Anne is gay, right? She has a girlfriend…that she’s been with for over 8 months.” He explained as the other sisters all gasped in shock and started to feel guilty for giving him the cold shoulder…including Lucy, whose swollen cheek started hurting 100x worse.
“*Gasp* You take that back! There is no way Ronnie is a low life carpet muncher!”
“Hey!” Luna shouted, angry at the insult.
“No! She’s a freakin’ lesbian, which you would know if you even bothered to ask her! Besides, even if she WASN’T gay, if you and Bobby got married, answer me this. Why the f*ck…would I want…to date or marry…my SISTER-IN-LAW?!?!” He snapped, his voice as high as it could go as the majority of his sisters suddenly gained thoughtful expressions, as if that VERY OBVIOUS THOUGHT hadn’t crossed their minds.
Hearing this made Lori growl and see red as she clenched her fist. “You…you…..YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE f*ck!!!!” She screeched as she reared her fist back and slammed it into Lincoln’s face, sending him tumbling down the stairs as his head hit the last one with a loud sickening crack as he bounced off the floor and out the window, breaking it in the process as he laid knocked out on the wet grass.
“OH MY GOD!!!” Lucy yelled as she ran outside, with Leni and the others all pushing past Lori and rushing outside to check up on him.
Lucy stared in horror at the current sight of her brother. His clothes had been torn in his fall, his skin had been cut by the glass and bruised by the stairs, and his face…oh God, his face. He had a massive fist shaped bruise smack dab in the center of his face, his nose had been completely broken, his chipped tooth had been completely ripped out, his right eye was swollen shut and he had a massive gash on his forehead, staining his face and hair red with blood.
‘This…this is all my fault…’ She thought in terror as she covered her mouth and began to dry heave as Lynn held her shoulders. “Breathe, Lucy, breathe!” She said as Lucy started to slowly cry and hugged Lynn, who rubbed her back. “I-I…get back!” She cried out before pushing her sister away and falling to her hands before puking her lunch up, the tears falling from her eyes mixing with the vomit and rain now staining the grass.
“Oh please! Who cares if the twerp is knocked out? If you ask me, he should count himself lucky I went easy on him!” Lori scoffed as Lucy growled and charged at Lori with a shard of glass, only to be held back by Luan, who began to say something when Lisa said three bone chilling words and sent fear through the small goth’s entire being.
“He’s not breathing!”
Lisa finished hooking Lincoln up to the medical devices around him as he now laid in a bed in her bunker
Lisa ripped off Lincoln's shirt and placed three small nodes on his chest as she pulled a lever. “CLEAR!” She shouted as she watched Lincoln’s chest jump from the electricity forcing its way to his heart.
While this was happening Lucy was now puking into a bucket near the entrance with Lynn, Leni and Luan, the former and middle being concerned for their brother’s condition and the latter being concerned what the 9 year old would do to the oldest if the worst were to happen.
“...They….tried to save me?” Lincoln spoke grateful for what he was seeing. “Correction…they DID save you.” ‘Luna’ spoke with a small smile as they watched the web as Lisa applied one more shock to his body and he coughed violently and started to breathe.
“I’ve restarted his heart and have hooked him up to an IV drip and feeding tube. But……”
“…Lisa…please tell me my baby bro’s gonna be ok…” Lynn whimpered, fearing for the worst.
“I……I’m not sure..,he’s still unconscious and….I have no idea whether or not he will wake up…if ever. Loreli’s attack left him with severe brain trauma that could affect his motor functions, thought process, maybe even his ability to properly function on his own.” Lisa said grimly with a look of self-loathing.
*Days Later*
Lincoln lay still inside of Lisa’s bunker, however the shadows around the bed started to shift and form into a massive hand made of sewing needles, which reached out and began to gently stroke his forehead. “You poor child…you have suffered much injustice in such a short amount of time.” Adeep, yet gentle voice spoke to him softly as their fingertips were bathed in a translucent green energy and very gently pierced the skin around the top of his head. “A child with a heart as grand as your own shouldn’t face such cruelty, let alone by yourself.” The voice spoke as two cracks started to form from the bottom of the wall to his right, slowly moving upward at an angle before connecting in an arch shape, which started to glow as a keyhole started to form inside the arch of cracks. Lincoln’s body soon started to float upwards and glow blue as he floated towards the arch, which opened much like a door and disappeared within seconds… just as Lisa opened the bunker holding another IV bag. “I’m sorry, brother. I’m a moron for getting caught up in her fanta…s……” Lisa dropped the IV and stared at the bed in horror as she saw it was completely empty.
“…no…NONONONONONONONONO!!” Lisa exclaimed as she quickly ran over to her computer and saw the footage, which showed Lincoln waking up, ripping the feeding tube out of his throat and needles from his arm, using a scalpel to cut out the tracking device in his arm and limping out of the bunker. “No! I can’t lose you!” She cried as she ran back up the stairs, not once noticing the arch, which had now fully transformed into a small door that blended in perfectly with the concrete wall.
‘Rita’ waved her hand and unraveled the web showing what Lincoln saw as he dropped to his knees shocked out of his mind.
“...I……they……she……” He stammered, his mind racing as pain suddenly shot through his body as he grasped at his chest and hyperventilated violently as ‘Luan’ held him and rubbed his shoulders. “Easy, easy! The Queen’s healing isn’t fully finished…we were hoping to keep you…entertained…long enough that you wouldn’t notice it finishing.”
“……” Lincoln said nothing as ‘Rita’ placed a hand on Luan’s shoulder. “Luan…listen, I wasn’t angry at what happened.” She explained.
“What?”
“WHAT!?” The other sisters exclaimed as ‘Rita’ ignored them and explained herself. with a deep breath. “I was angry that you didn’t tell me he prioritized you also enjoying yourself.” She smiled as she hugged her.
“I’m so sorry if I made you think otherwise, but the happiness of both you and Lincoln matters.” She said as ‘Luan’ wiped away her tears.
“……I…I think I should go to bed.” Lincoln said as he stood up and made his way upstairs.
*Lincoln’s room*
Lincoln closed the door behind him and pressed his back against it, slowly sliding down until he sat on the floor, his breathing finally steady as he felt pain all throughout his body. Even his front teeth still hurt as he had a realization and pulled out his phone, which had a dead battery now as he had forgotten about it, and bared his teeth, revealing them to be completely white and in perfect condition…including his front tooth no longer being chipped. “I should’ve noticed that!” He exclaimed quietly to himself while shaking his head.
*Knock knock*
“Lincoln, it’s us…can we come in?” He heard ‘Lucy’ say as he tensed up, not sure if he could face any kind of Lucy after seeing what she had told one of her own best friends. “……Su……Sure……” He said, crawling away from the door.
‘Lucy’ slowly opened the door and walked in, along with ‘Luan’, ‘Luna’ and ‘Lori’.
“...Are…are you alright?” ‘Lori’ asked, seeing him flinch the moment he saw her. “I…I don’t think I can really stomach looking at you…not after what I saw you…what I saw the REAL Lori do…”
Hearing this made her tear up, but nod her head. “I…I understand……” She spoke sadly with her head down.
“...’Luna’, go talk to her.” ‘Luan’ said quietly as she crouched down to Lincoln’s level. “Hey there.”
“…So…who……what… ARE you girls? After that little show downstairs, it’s kind of clear you aren’t humans.” He asked her, noting how she looked a bit uncomfortable with the question.
“Well…..we’re just…creations…” ‘Luan’ explained as ‘Lucy’ gave a nod. “It’s true, we were created for the sole purpose of making you happy.” She said while looking away from ‘Luan’ with a mixture of shame and embarrassment. “Honestly, we’re no more different than ragdolls.” She added with a somewhat forced smile.
“....but…but how can you….ya know…be fine with that?”
“We…just are……nothing really more to it than that……” ‘Luan’ said, rubbing her shoulder. “Why did you all act like that downstairs?”
“……Creations like us……we’re normally supposed to have one purpose, and focus our entire existence on fulfilling that purpose……if we stray too far from that given path…the one that created us usually destroys and replaces us.” ‘Luan’ said looking down as Lincoln gave a shocked look.
“...but…your mom..she sai-“
“It’s because, unlike my sisters, I’m somewhat different.” ‘Rita’ said suddenly, appearing behind ‘Lori’ and ‘Luna’, startling all of them.
“Different?...what do you mean?”
“Well…my sisters are very……particular…about what they eat……You see, beldam’s like myself, we normally feed on either the elderly or, more preferably for my sisters……young children who don’t exactly have the best home lives.” She explained as Lincoln had a horrified look on his face, which she saw and immediately started waving her hands in a panic. “I don’t eat kids! I don’t even eat people in general!” She exclaimed as Lincoln gave a sigh of relief. In hindsight, he probably should’ve realized it, given how nice she was to him. “So wait, how do you survive if all of your sisters have to eat people?”
“That’s the neat part, they don’t!”
“…I’m sorry, what?”
“Yeah, we beldam’s are perfectly capable of eating more than just the souls and flesh of the innocent, it’s just that…most of my sisters refuse to do so under the thought process of it somehow being easier to do.”
“That……That’s stupid, though…”
“Aaand that’s why I disassociate with most of my sisters.” ‘Rita’ said in embarrassment.
“.....So…what does this mean for me?”
“What do you mean, Lincoln?” ‘Lucy’ asked.
“I mean……now that I know……what happens now?”
“Well……I guess that’s up to you……hopefully AFTER you’re done having those healing pains……which honestly shouldn’t be that much longer, maybe a day or two more.” ‘Luna’ said, finishing her talk with ‘Lori’.
“......I………I wanna go back…this place is nice…but I don’t belong here…and who knows how messed up my family is from me disappearing.” Lincoln explained as ‘Lucy’ and ‘Luan’ were going to protest only for ‘Rita’ to hold up her hand. “...we…we understand Lincoln…” Rita said, fighting back tears. “But…the queen is the only one who can take you back. I’m afraid the only way for you to get home is to get to her.” She explained as Lincoln smiled. “....so…can you call her?” He asked as ‘Rita’ shook her head. “I can’t, I’m afraid you’ll have to go to her castle and ask her directly. She doesn’t keep in contact with either me or my sisters due to watching over the mortal realm.” ‘Rita’ said as she opened the window and he saw a huge castle off in the distance, illuminated by the moon in the center of the pitch black sky. “…This isn’t gonna be easy for me, is it?”
“No, it isn’t…”
“…If you’re really gonna go, you really should wait until you’re finished healing. It wouldn’t do anyone any good if you suddenly collapsed out there from pain in your head.” ‘Luan’ told him as Lincoln gave a nod. “Alright…so, when do you think I'll be fully healed?”
“Most likely tomorrow afternoon as the earliest. So until then, just relax.” ‘Lucy’ smiled, gently taking his hand as ‘Luan’ took his other hand with a sad smile on her face.
“Well……okay.” He said as they both kissed his cheeks, making him blush. Lincoln was going to miss these two, but until tomorrow, he was going to enjoy his time here.
